Monday, April 29, 2013

FTL Attempt 2: I Summon Federation Ship in Attack Mode!

 Alright game, I'm not gonna let last time slide. I'm gonna get past the first two sectors!
 And who better to do it than Duelists who save the world! We're taking card games to a whole new level.
 Yes game I'm aware the Rebel Fleet wants to blow me up.
 Everybody in postion. Joey on guns, Kaiba on shields and Yugi at the wheel. Wait, doesn't Kaiba have a pilot's license?
 Halt douchebag! We're heroes!
 Coward!
You know if you just gave me one of your wares...
 Well poop.
 Try? I AM A HERO.
 You've activated my trap card!
 Fiery death!
 But we could've been friends.
 Ah well, fancy doors and fancy pilot's seat.
 Fuck you binary stars are pretty.
 Gee I have so many options.
 "Regret"
 You gotta put your foot down on cocky little shits early, otherwise they grow up to lead crime syndicates.
 Well secluded, I see all.
 I'm good thanks.
 SO MANY WONDERFUL OPTIONS.
 Hold on buddy we're coming!
 New friend!
 Meet the Slug aka the most useful thing in a nebula.
What have you got for me?
 Here we see Elizabeth the Slug's ability at work. The red dots are the crew.
  Hmmm
 nah
 Yay missiles and money!
 I can fix it!
 I'm starting to think I can only fix things with explosions.
 Oxygen upgrade. We're not cowards, we get to breathe.
 Hmm, yeah I really don't feel like running out in a bad sector.
 FANTASTIC OPTIONS
 So much crud.
 GIMME YOUR STUFF
 I'm sorry did you say something.
 Hmmm. Options. Store first then Distress.
 I really really want that repair arm, but I guess missiles will do.
 FUCK SPIDERS
 Woo!
 Yay special mechanic. Occasionally if you've upgraded the right things and get the right event, blue options appear. They are extremely good.
 Like so!
 wheeee....
 Yeah this place is so much bad news.
 Death to the robot!
 CHEATER
 HOLD STILL
 And that's why cheaters never prosper.
 Eh, I'm up on fuel.
 I spy with my little eye something beginning with Distress Beacon.
 Have no fear, Card Game Champs are here.
 Wait that worked?
 Oh this is fantastic.
 STOP BREAKING MY STUFF
 Booster! Best thing!
 STOP IT.
 I HOPE THATS ENOUGH TO PAY FOR THE DAMAGE YOUVE DONE.
 NOBODY LIKES YOU
 HATRED
 Heeeeyyyy
 DOUBLE SHIELD ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SPAAAACE
 Friendlies!
 Oh let's not play on that planet.
 SCIENCE!
 Fix all we can!
 I want that cloaking...
 Let's be fair here. I'm not in great condition. And we don't need to pick fights in nebulas.
 OH GOODY MORE ROCKS
 Dammit!
 Shiiiit
 FIX ALL THE THINGS.
 Holy crap how'd we do that.
 Alright I'm gonna give you fuel, give me something awesome.
 That's nice, but I need missiles for that.
 Touching ancient devices? That's the best plan of action ever!
 Good news: we're rolling in it Bad news: we're out of fuel. Time to turn on the beacon.
 Oh thank Krong! I'm not gonna bother with negotiations, I have the monies.
 Worth it.
 Aaaahhhh
 Hey look at that. Elizabeth is a quick learner.
 That weapon: really good. Costs a missile and three power. Things I clearly lack.
 Friendlies!
 Doh I did it again.
 Missile Missile Missile
 Fuel Fuel Fuel
 Sorry buddy can't help you
 They might need our help!
 OH GOOD THIS IS EXACTLY WHERE I WANT TO BE
 I can fire faster you know.
 You know what? Sure. I want out of this field.
 Maaaaariooo?
 Come here, buddy. We're awesome.
 You're gonna hang out with this guy.
 Achievement Get! I also got a second one as none of my crew died.
 Great. Can I have some missiles?
 No? Poop.
 Hello store!
 OK, let's hit it.
 Hey let's see if we can free this sector!
 What do you mean flee?
 Ooooooh.
 You know, I'm gonna go somewhere nicer.
 Somewhere with an atmosphere.
This place seems nice.