Here we are back in the inn.
And here we see the worst word to ever see in a game. Fuck sewers.
I AM NOT ENTHUSED
Sounds like a boss to me.
Light lamp?
And another save point.
Hooray we can swim. But we can't dive.
The hardest piece of paper to read in the game! Seriously, it was so finicky about where I needed to be to read it.
Standard.
Don't button mash, it's not a fighting game.
It works exactly how I thought it did. Hooray!
Oh dear Krong, it's a maze.
A maze with fish. That reminds me, I haven't cursed the Zora recently...
The fish are pussies.
Anyway let's get this shit started.
Correction: Haunted Sewer Maze. Not we're distinctly in Bad News Land
The boos are the weakest. The shadows are stronger than the Boos but they aren't tough.
New Item!
Handy.
Give me your money!
Get ambushed by the mice! Wait that's not how that goes.
Mice are weak but can poison you. All status effects end after the battle is over.
Double Level All the Way!
Onward!
Get invisibility. Kill mouse mafia. Good day.
I have no quarrel with you!
Have I gone in circles?
Hobgoblin! This fucker can be tough.
Well this is different.
And this is familiar.
Am I lost?
CIRCLE
Wait this might be different.
WHY DO YOU INSIST ON MAKING THESE
WHY DOES IT HAVE SO MUCH HEALTH
oh that's damage
STILL ALIVE?
Finally!
Interesting.
I need to get here. Now I need to wander until I do.
This was the mimic. It has money now.
... I AM AN IDIOT
Alright, fucking progress now that I rubbed two brain cells together.
Handy escape if you need to run back into town.
Now the water looks the same.
But it actually is drained in every other room. Way to give me a panic attack game.
Heals and a save? Don't mind if I do.
Judging from that texture by using a fork and maple syrup.
Is it alive?
Yes!
Do not want?
Eat fiery death!
It's not very effective.
Neither is Mallow.
Far away from me?
Jumping is better.
way better than this.
I prefer to jump with Mario and then use Thunderbolt with Mallow or replenish FP.
Zelda rules are in full effect. Treasures are important for bosses.
He doesn't do any damage to Mallow when he eats him.
He did this twice. He never turned me back into a scarecrow.
"you still won't beat me"
MONEY *confetti*
Please be a mistranslation.
What follows is a quick cutscene of our heroes failing to hit the button. Because idiocy is contagious.
What.
Your puns are bad and you should feel bad.
I'm assuming that right there is a trap. I wouldn't know because I can steer.
You know if you Toads know so much and can teleport and freeze time, why do you need me?
I hate you, Toads.
Hi asshole.
The falls were fun, but fuck your barrels.
...why does this place need its own money?
Try again?
I LIKE FREE STUFF!
aaaaaand fuck that noise
Do you have free stuff?
Oh and I brought the weather god back.
Seriously that was like less than 10 minutes ago.
Know anybody else who dresses like this?
They have an army!
THE SKY IS TALKING
Oh wait it's something else.
PRAY TO YOUR WEATHER GOD
Lies and deception!?
and Lakitu...
Well you are certainly old
Hey Lakitu looks tired from hauling your ass
And you're grumpy.
But first head left.
Oooh things I've never seen before.
Mario has credit cards?
Oh it's a juice stand! With really good juice!
Anyway, bridge.
Yeah, he broke my bridge and now I have to fix it and I'm sure he's just ruining everything.
Boss fight with Doopliss?
Oh ok. That's easy enough to fix.
Everyone in this world is an aspiring actor.
I can fix it!
K she's a tough cookie.
Plot.
Will they open a door?
PISS OFF KAPOERA GABOERA .... I mean I'm good thanks
He is nice. You should play sports with him sometime. Real personable.
You make lightning. You are coming with me.
ADOPTED
CLOSE ENOUGH
EVERYONE IS STUPID
HES A WEATHER GOD BOW BEFORE HIM
Look I know that was your identity, but he still loves you and YOU CAN SUMMON LIGHTNING
NO NO NO
Summons. Lightning.
Thank you.
Flowers? But I'm allergic.
Woo quest complete.
I will do so!
Aaah boosting.
This seems important.
Sounds like a plan.
That song again.
Make the song!
Or fuck up.
But make all variotions of the song and fuck ups
I'll handle this prick later. So La Mi Re Do Re Do Re my ass.
