We're back.
Let's do a quest first before diving straight into the madness. Also new items maybe?
You're a terrible friend!
Small bats.
Bigger bat. Yawn.
Slimes? That's new. And it took me a few minutes to realize that was a Ghostbusters reference.
Slimes are surprisingly tough for goo.
Ewww one sneezed in my pocket.
All hail King Slime.
And his metric ton of HP.
Mining before we find the merchant. I suck!
Everything must die.
SMITE!
Eh, might as well.
We have a fucking ranger who can boost die rolls. She does all perception checks. Always.
Yay? Did everyone hit their head on the grindstones?
Nothing major.
So many warm fuzzies!
Alright plot, here we come.
Jungle? WHYYYYY
There's a tavern in the jungle?
Little snappy things give me treasure!
Only 2?
Do it again!
YES.
Oy, stay in character.
Boooo
Attempts to get a new party member: Failed.
Equipment arranged!
Woo! Nothing special happened! Boo!
Alright that didn't get me a blacksmith upgrade.
Well guess who's going to new place.
Hmm.
Let's do this first.
Journey Village just became a pun.
FULL TILT!
SURPRISINGLY TOUGH PLANTS.
Stab better!
Heal better!
Two are much more manageable.
Shout insults better!
That's an odd plot quest.
Well this took a dark turn.
No but WE ARE HOPPING IN THAT POLICE BOX POSTHASTE
OH KRONG THE SAND IS ALIVE WE'RE SURROUNDED
Cool almost done.
OH COME ON
But I was just there!
uuuuuuugh
OH GOD RAD SCORPIONS
OH GOD DEAD CLERIC
Death is expensive.
...wow.
...What the shit.
I...what. No. What she never called you "Bobby" or whatever?
You know what. Whatever is now your name. You can have that one.
A terrifying combination.
And all the equipment in its proper place.
"seemed" weird? he IS weird!
No, we're all sitting here because we want to buy candles YES STORY
Wanna mark their location on the map?
Well that was silly.
Ooh, ooh, I know how to handle this.
FUCK YEAH!
Alright, Whatever.
Uhh, I'm a few levels shy of that but fuck it.
WE KNOW WHO THE GUARDIAN IS. SO DUMB.
SHIT
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Well I guess that's game ov- Continue?
WOO NOT DEAD
Alright. Grinding. A process I am far to familiar with.
Why are you fucks still possessed? I solved that problem!
Wheeee.
I. FOUND. A. CARROT!
more grinding
I sure could go for a slice.
ew ew essence of rat on my clothes
Khajit like to sneak.
Boring quest has most interesting reward
You're a good guinea pig.
Alright one level higher. Surely this time.
FUCK ABORT FUCK
CHEATING DICKBAG LET ME HEAL
More grinding. and grinding stones!
WOOO
MAKE IT SO NUMBER ONE
FUCK
I NEED A PUNCHING BAG. AND YOUR WALLETS.
Still gross. Do it again!
And is his name Edward?
The king is your dad. Your dad is a dick.
TOP PRIORITY.
COME AT ME BROS
Pfff.
YAAAARR
Crocs? Huh.
Nope, lol.
OK, let's hope this quest is a little under that level.
WE CAN'T STOP HERE THIS IS DONKEY KONG COUNTRY
Ooooh fuck this was stupid.
STUPID STUPID STUPID
Also someone is going to be cheaper to revive. I prefer it to be the person who deals damage.
Yeah yeah but I'm only one level shy.
NO!
YES I'LL COME BACK TO IT LATER.
HOLY CRAP WE KILLED ONE
Judicious use of items.
I did it? I DID IT!
Cool I got back up!
Yeah well we also have the news that you should stop being a dick to your daughter and her bardy boyfriend.
What's not a compliment is you put a level 7 quest after a level 15 fight. All of which are required story progression.
I'll call him Something!
DO YOU HAVE A LAB!?
This place seems kinda bad newsy
That was bullshit.
Omigosh we're surrounded by Baby Kermits!
Speak for yourself, BABY KERMITS
...Bad pun is bad.
Next time, we'll go to that beach. And maybe save a bard too?
