We're (sadly) almost done here in Saturn Valley.
And you can go on a coffee trip as often as you want. But we have a quest so it won't due to make MOOSE an addict.
In we go!
Pfff, ranboob, hehehehe
Oh this is pretty.
Hello welcoming committee!
Don't move. They sense fear.
DAMMIT.
Yay!
Offense went up by 1! Speed went up by 1! IQ went up by 1! Maximum HP went up by 3! Maximum PP went up by 4!
Bigger yay!
Offense went up by 1! Defense went up by 1! Maximum HP went up by 2! Maximum PP went up by 1!
EXTREME HUGS.
More yay!
Guts went up by 1! IQ went up by 1! Maximum HP went up by 2!
BEGONE FOUL BEASTS.
FUCK.
FUCK ALL OF YOU!
IQ went up by 1! Maximum HP went up by 3! Maximum PP went up by 5! I'M STILL BITTER.
I am less bitter.
So here's what we can do to solve this. After we figure out exactly how our D-pad works.
You have to sit in here and hold still. I didn't realize this at first.
But look all better!
Grab some items.
Heal and save.
COCKING HELL.
Offense went up by 1! Guts went up by 1! Vitality went up by 1! Luck went up by 1! Maximum HP went up by 12! Maximum PP went up by 1!
Offense went up by 2! Defense went up by 1! Speed went up by 1! Guts went up by 1! IQ went up by 1! Maximum HP went up by 2!
Scrub scrub scrub
PISS OFF
nonononono. I did manage to save her in time.
SCIENCE!
You actually can't sell the magnum air gun. So another thing for Escargot Express to play with.
I WANT YOU ALL TO DIE THIS MUCH
Oh, baby! Offense went up by 4! Defense went up by 2! Speed went up by 2! Guts went up by 2! IQ went up by 1! Maximum HP went up by 1! Maximum PP went up by 5! My rage gives me super strength!
Bubberfly~
I'll take it!
Oh, baby! Offense went up by 3! Guts went up by 1! IQ went up by 1! Luck went up by 1! Maximum HP went up by 1! Maximum PP went up by 3!
Offense went up by 1! Defense went up by 1! Vitality went up by 1! IQ went up by 2! Luck went up by 2! Maximum HP went up by 8!
Oh thank Krong the other side!
Now I clean out a space in MOOSE's inventory because-
He actually has the lowest defense right now. Yeah.
I WOULD'VE BEEN HERE SOONER BUT THOSE MUSHROOM ASSHOLES KEPT FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN.
Mr. Dirt Pile, I think you underestimate exactly how angry I am right now.
Let's leave no room for debate.
Oh let's not leave TESLA out of this either, he has a point to prove.
HOLY SHIT.
YEAH SCIENCE!
Maximum HP went up by 1! Maximum PP went up by 1!
Oh, this is nice.
Bubberfly~
LOL.
Oh, baby! Offense went up by 3! Defense went up by 2! Speed went up by 2! Guts went up by 1! Vitality went up by 2! Sweet! Maximum HP went up by 29! Maximum PP went up by 1!
Offense went up by 1! Speed went up by 1! Maximum HP went up by 3!
I'M RICH!
Making our way back to Threed.
Someone didn't get the memo about the group of badasses coming through.
Luck went up by 1! Maximum HP went up by 1! Maximum PP went up by 1!
Bubberfly~
Oh hey! This is much brighter now!
This town was built on love and peace!
Reward plox?
Hooray!
Eh.
How does he do that?
Zombie zoo!
Sadly we can't get a big one here.
Oh now this character shows up.
That's fair.
There's one reason to come back to Twoson.
We never find out what it is but hey whatever floats your boat.
INKY as designated mind crusher, you are in charge of this.
Back to Threed.
So much money. And...
we call our sweet mom.
Next time: To the desert.
