Alright, we've got a monarchy to fix!
BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKING 20 MINUTE 3D PLATFORMING BEAN STALK HELL
Upgrades woo!
So fucking stupid.
The King has a Popemobile?
Wait, you assholes know about the bird and you still think that's the prince. AAARRRGGH
Fine. Back door.
Hmm
Oh thank Krong I found a smart one!
Pictured: Mallow being a bit slow. Not Pictured: Him jumping clean off the screen.
And now more Crazy Charades with Mario!
How he understood that is a wonder.
Mallow I just tried that less than 5 minutes ago.
Do I need an adult?
This idiot is yelling at what he believes to be a statue.
Worst cover name ever.
Durr
Wow I want to hurt you already.
I'm gonna punch you so hard.
This is getting kinda creepy.
Blurrrrg
Dodo pecks the statue a few times.
Alright let's get out of here.
Yes another mini game like Booster's Tower. This one is a little easier.
He makes this face when you jump the first time.
If you screw up you get this scene. I only messed up once thankfully.
They stab us repeatedly
And we freak out!
Well at least we don't have to fight them.
Meet the fan. He's not tough he's just annoying in the overworld.
POWER UP
The guards come in a big group. Easily taken out by Geno's RAINBOW LASER
Woo goodies!
The mages go down in one normal hit. Jawful stays asleep until you hit him.
Geno sucks less!
The giant turtles are also here for the party.
Look I like you. You have really good powers. But I really really like rainbow lasers and power house.
The blue guards are tougher than the red guards.
Ffffffine.
Well guess who's gonna cause a policy change.
See you said words, but all I heard was "Giant Omelette"
GOODIES!
You're a good person and people say nice things about you.
And then you have these assholes. Shy guys and slingshots are jerks.
Shy away that is not how it works.
Another locked door?
Riiight, I'm gonna try to avoid this problem.
...dammit
Each hit makes the egg crack a little more until...
Nightmares do come true!
Owww
Let's defend!
The eggs bounce off when you defend.
When you attack the eggs they explode for 80 damage each. This is the most effective attack against Birdo.
Jellyfish? How did they get here?
I know what I must do!
Dammit cutscene!
DAMMIT MALLOW I'M TRYING TO PROGRESS
BUT THE SCULPTOR TOLD US THAT WAS A LIE
Aww you're so funny when you're tough
Follow that Shy Away!
Move it turtles!
I HAVE THE POWER
I'M FAMOUS HOW DO YOU PEOPLE NOT KNOW ME.
Dodo shows he's smarter than most people in this room
So close yet so far.
Valentina is so fucking dumb.
Thank you Captain Obvious
That's not the good sign.
Good things are happening!
Boss fight 1.
Suddenly, gravity
Lots of gravity.
You're an idiot and a jackass.
You guys should revolt. NO MORE OPPRESSION!
Thanks guys!
Holy shit she's huge!
Dodo takes the middle person for a duel.
GODDAMN MULTISTRIKE REDO
Woo success
You two can handle her.
EAT FLARE
Dodo now fights with her but will go down before her.
Pretty!
Dodo climbs on her head and flies off with her. I thought I was sober.
Problem solved.
Royalty give each other autographs?
SEE HOW DAMN FAMOUS I AM. ALL THESE OTHER PEOPLE ARE STUPID.
Fancy jump go!
He's a bad guy. No one gives a shit. This world is scary.
Change the name Geno, alliterate always.
No.
Nonono.
Oh thank goodness, some help!
Are you a healer?
Well that was fast.
Oh come on it's just a formless alien being possessing a doll.
OM NOM FLOWERS
But I want to ride the not-popemobile! Maybe next time.
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