Earthbound Part 6: Level Up Steps

Fixing the inventory a little from last time

And pizza!

Aww I hope everything is ok.

That bastard.

I love your pizza but the 3 minute wait time kills me.

Welcome to Cave Before Lilliput Steps.

Certainly nothing bad could happen here.

Don Resetti?

Sadly this isn't the Don. He's just one of many many enemies who wants to be murdered.

Yes! Maximum HP went up by 1! Maximum PP went up by 2!

And another! Offense went up by 2! Speed went up by 1! Guts went up by 1! IQ went up by 1! Luck went up by 1! Maximum HP went up by 2! Maximum PP went up by 3!

Oh man. Oh oh. This is the best. I can light things on fire with my mind. This is the greatest.

Wow really? I'll take it. Offense went up by 2! Defense went up by 1! Speed went up by 2! Guts went up by 1! IQ went up by 1! Luck went up by 1! Maximum HP went up by 2! Maxmimum PP went up by 5!

All the numbers! Maximum HP went up by 1! Maximum PP went up by 1!  Well that was a bit of a let down level.

Ah our second enemy.

1 2 3 do the batty bat!

They're perfect.

That felt so good.

MOOSE gets some love too. Guts went up by 1! Vitality went up by 1! IQ went up by 1! Maximum HP went up by 12! Maximum PP went up by 5!

And back to the INKY Number Count up. Offense went up by 1! Speed went up by 1! Vitality went up by 1! IQ went up by 1! Maximum HP went up by 9! Maximum PP went up by 4!

Shields for everyone!

I don't know why the gap is there but whatever.

MOOSE as the currently designated healer gets this.

It also adds a point of defense.

This bat is an asshole.

BECAUSE I STILL HAD THE BEAR.

Injuries make her angry! Offense went up by 1! Guts went up by 1! IQ went up by 1! Maximum HP went up by 1! Maximum PP went up by 5! All the fire is in the future!

MOOSE was understandably this mole stood between him and the free full heal back in Happy Happy Village.

INKY however takes the good with the bad. Oh, baby! Offense went up by 4! Defense went up by 2! Oh, baby! Speed went up by 3! Luck went up by 2! Maximum HP went up by 3!

HahahahaAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh it's cheap! Wait why is it cheap?

Fuuuuck.

Yes boo-boos fix please.

Just so you can see INKY's and MOOSE's full HP and PP. Check out those ratios.

Check out that level. IQ went up by 1! Maximum HP went up by 3! Maximum PP went up by 5! More death!

Oooh free stuff!

Hooray I saved $18 or whatever they cost.

Dum de dum.

Ah excellent. Guts went up by 1! IQ went up by 1! Maximum HP went up by 3! Maximum PP went up by 5!

Oh shit.

Oh he looks so cute! But he's super deadly.

That was MOOSE getting a SMAAAAASH. That did not kill the bear.

That was Freeze Alpha. Yeah. That killed the bear.

Hooray the one-shots are starting.

Except for these guys. Go hibernate!

Woo! Offense went up by 1! Speed went up by 1! Maximum HP went up by 3! Maximum PP went up by 1!

Beat already!? That is the best!

Bubberfly Friend!

So I can continue making bears fall asleep.

The bear can inflict solidification.

I was miffed and went to heal it and it was just gone so ok.

MOOSE POWER! Oh,baby! Offense went up by 4! Defense went up by 2! Speed went up by 2! Guts went up by 2! Luck went up by 1! Maximum HP went up by 1!

MOOSE HEALING POWER

INKY is rightfully annoyed there are this many things on screen.

She is pleased when they are all alight. Oh, baby! Offense went up by 3! Speed went up by 1! Guts went up by 2! Vitality went up by 2! IQ went up by 2! Oh, baby! Luck went up by 3! Maximum HP went up by 17! That rocks! Maximum PP went up by 9!

Candy is magically delicious.

And here we are. That wasn't so bad.

Oh, boo-boo do you have a date or something?

Well I think I know why there are piles of bones everywhere.

I haven't shown of MOOSE's alternative powers since Frankystein. Let's put this one to use.

Also test out our new freeze ray.

Hooray it worked!

Fuck you.

THAT WAS FREEZE BETA. THIS FUCKER HAS A RESISTANCE THE SIZE OF A TRUCK.

This did over 100 damage. This is now the plan.

This is MOOSE's regular bashing bat. We might be here awhile

You. Dick.

It's unreliable but it's the only way to inflict Massive Damage.

STOP THAT I WANT THIS FIGHT TO END SOMETIME.

DOUBLE STATUS ALL THE WAY

IT DID NOTHING. WHY DO THE DALEKS DO NOTHING.

Nom nom candy.

That is not the 20 I was promised game!

Yeah keep doing that you no hit asshole.

At some point he put up a shield and I forgot. I HATE YOU.

THOR IS PLEASED WITH MY OFFERING.

Ooooh

Maximum HP went up by 1! Maximum PP went up by 2! Aww.

OOH. Offense went up by 1! Speed went up by 1! Maximum HP went up by 1! Maximum PP went up by 1!

Well that was something.

Oh. This is really nice. I like it here.

BRIGHT LIGHT

D'aww.

And backtracking. Still hate this.

But this is still fun to do.

Apparently the bears don't really fear out mightiness. The mole got dragged in by accident.

Huzzah! IQ went up by 1! Maximum HP went up by 1! Maximum PP went up by 5!

INKY took a bit of a beating in the bear fight.

But Alpha is basically a full heal for her.

And refund! Magic!

I wasn't after one...

Money! And that's that.
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