I'm Gonna Die! A Screenshot LP
A Let's Play of failtastic proportions.
Monday, September 29, 2014
Don't Starve Attempt 3: FOR SCIENCE
The poll winner! Can't say I'm surprised and I'm happy to be back here.
Let's play with Wendy.
Look at how pretty our hair is!
Let's get stuff.
Hey a different biome
This biome sucks
Like super sucks
Let's be friends!
I help you fight tentacle demons!
Why are we fighting?
...That didn't count
Oh this seems nicer
Yes our special connection to our dead sister. Don't expect that this episode, I couldn't summon her.
ALL THE MATERIALS
Alright we've got stuff for tonight at least.
And a food catching apparatus
Oh piss off Zeus
We will not play with bees
Found the edge of the world
Meh fuck it this'll do
Exploring for stuff
Well that's interesting. I could go down the wormhole.
Or we can play with forces beyond our understanding. I am a genius.
Grass for days! Now we have a dress
NOPE NOPE NOPE
You know this is a nice spot. Not spooky.
We are here.
There's stuff. Fascinating.
And then I got a reminder what ENDOTHERMIC means. And a reminder I'm a dumb
Zeus can fuck off though
Alright not freezing
And craft all the things!
they still drop ashes though.
MORE SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GODS
all the rocks
Hey another wormhole just south of home
I build some beginning fortifications. Because we deserve a proper base.
We're low on grass.
Rocks and trees rock and trees
TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY
I did not catch the turkey
Well this is shit.
I'm gonna be the pretty flower princess.
Aww i want it.
Boards are expensive.
Crafting is so fun, crafting is so fun, now it's time to take a break and see what we have down
But first grass collecting
This works out really well.
I dug up a bun!
Thankfully the bun is dumb
And now it is dinner
This is a tease for something cool that I couldn't figure out. Sorry.
Now we become the god of crafts!
I make the thermal stone because useful.
Now I forage for food.
I have found pretty much everything but food.
So I ate some evil flower petals.
Hello! What are you!
Well it doesn't matter. Because you are mine. Everything is mine.
I don't think that tree was there before?
RUN HOME WENDY
YOU CAN"T BE HERE I CALLED BASE
GODDAMMIT THERE ARE RULES
STOP BREAKING THE RULES
See you guys next time.
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