We left off in Threed. Then why are we in Onett?
Because of this!
All very persuasive arguments. I'll take it, my good man!
We're a 9 year old that owns a house!
A shitty, shitty house.
Eh why not?
I was neither a murder suspect, nor a target for an international spy organization. But I drove a car down the Jersey Turnpike at 80mph. ...A police officer pulled me over and asked for my driver's license. He said I was going 20mph over the speed limit. I instantly pointed to my wife and said "I'm in a hurry, my wife is in labor." Fortunately, my wife actually had a big stomach. I hoped he'd let me go with this excuse. "Oh since it's an emergency I'll lead you to the hospital with my police car," he said. "No it's not necessary." "Why not?" asked the officer. "Uh...well..." "Let's get going," said the officer..."No, no! We can't! This baby is a demon child!"
Holy shit this is the best story. I want more!
You aren't the story!
Hey Mom, have you seen the story?
MOOSE then turned all his friends into alcoholics just like him.
I like my mom.
INKY's mom also gives out free alcohol! What fantastic parents!
Then I take the bus back to Threed because cheap.
And where are we going?
Back to the graveyard.
Where these guys helped!
P-painted!?
OUR HOPE TO FLY THIS THING IS THAT THE PAINT ACTS LIKE GLUE. WE'RE SO DEAD.
WHAT DID YOU USE DUCT TAPE OVER THE PAINT?
Oh we're hoping the magic of plot will hold this together.
I have faith in you TESLA. You make cool things.
Way hey and away we go!
Wheeeee.
And we didn't crash this time!
Dawww
Oh yeah there was a spot!
I remember monkey.
TMI Monkey, TMI
Alright what the doolally is happening here?
Eeyup.
Wow what a dick.
Yeah I'm gonna go investigate.
Thank you.
I'm gonna drop a save before I had back to bizarroland.
Yes he is indeed an interesting store.
And I grab some of his famous jerky.
Oooh instructions.
Obtain some type of meat, slice it into pieces about a half of an inch thick. Han the pieces on a laundry line or something like it and leave out in the sun for maybe 6 months.
That sounds bad and doomed to failure.
Delicious HP!
The cave is north of this place. That hole is still all kinds of bad news.
Hi buddy.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE
DIE
FEAR THE DALEKS.
Oh fuck everything!
AND A DOUBLE DUMBASS ON YOU
That was MOOSE accidentally healing TESLA.
THIS IS THE WORST.
Those near deaths. Yeah MOOSE DALEK'd his friends.
But now PETTY VENGEANCE.
Oh, baby! Offense went up by 3! Speed went up by 1! Guts went up by 1! Oh, baby! IQ went up by 3! Oh, baby! Luck went up by 3! Maximum HP went up by 1! That rocks! Maximum PP went up by 12!
Double levels all the way!
Maximum HP went up by 2!
Insta-heals!
WHERE!?
Oh look. Free XP!
Really MOOSE? You got the level? Sigh.
Oh, baby! Offense went up by 3! Defense went up by 1! Speed went up by 1! Guts went up by 1! Vitality went up by 1! Maximum HP went up by 12!
Woo finally!
Oh, baby! Offense went up by 3! Oh, baby! Speed went up by 4! Oh, baby! IQ went up by 3! Oh, baby! Luck went yup by 3! Maximum HP went up by 3! That rocks! Maximum PP went up by 13!
Once more with feeling.
There we go!
Offense went up by 1! Maximum HP went up by 14! Well that was underwhelming.
You can also fight these guys.
If you catch a cave man by himself you can insta-win!
Mmm heals and saves.
Well that's good. Because we don't have anything else to do here.
Did you use paint too?
I also grab one of these.
Some PP is better than no PP.
And
Up up and away.
Boats!
And beach!
SHOULDN'T CRASH HE SAID. TOTALLY FINE HE SAID.
Sometimes I worry that MOOSE might actually be stupid.
Oh Krong dead bodies.
oh.
IT'S THAT BITCH FROM THREED.
I bet the zombies ate it. Serves you right.
This is confirming that yes, we are in a different country.
Eventually.
What?
This is actually decent but I don't buy any right now.
Yarrr, I be not afraid of anything! Especially if it be on me rum bottles!
Aww no swimming.
KITTY!
Aww.
Eh not right now.
Sure buddy.
Cake?
Save marriage, get cake, got it.
Plot?
I accidentally plot.
Who?
Oh, hi!
Me?
Oh!
Well I asked my friends to help me name the party so I asked them to insert a name here.
Say it out loud. It's the greatest most fun thing.
Eh, you're alright.
Oh my.
Hehehe, cute video game boyfriends.
Mummies? Ah those are flammable.
And the Toto Store.
Descent selection.
FUCK HE MADE IT.
The hospital!
Ooh.
Oh thanks.
Sure why not.
Really game?
Where in the world is Toten Karmen's casket?
And then the plot noise happened.
He's a cheat and an assface.
ooh what's up here?
As someone who was once a kid and then hit adulthood, there are still many things I don't understand.
Sigh. I'll be back.
And then I get attacked by weird shit.
Birdy!
Birdy why you say dumb things?
YOU HAVE A SIGN.
I thought I left you back in Fourside.
FUCKING HELL.
That's the only thing I buy right now so I don't break my bank.
Food?
Food? Food!
This place actually has a neat menu. I grab a chef's special.
Owww my body.
How do you keep finding me!?
DO NOT PRAISE THAT ASSHOLE BEFORE ME.
Siiiigh. OK.
Oh this is kinda nice.
Oh come on I just came from there!
THAT IS THE DUMBEST THIGN I HAVE SEEN THIS PART. I WOULD SAY ALL GAME BUT I'VE DEALT WITH POKEY.
IT'S THAT BITCH FROM FOURSIDE! FUCK THIS PLACE.
I'm calling my dad! He'll make me feel better!
Next time: Clubbing.
