Well one of those is easy enough. Sadly my good headphones died right before I played this.
Simple enough.
Please not a coffin.
Oh hey looks like we're home, game over.
Dammit.
Well fuck, time to bail.
Good news: we didn't do it. Bad news: there's a killer out there.
Hope for a map or a GPS or something.
Well considering we just stopped by a body.
Down is good right?
What's a Rachel?
That's not necessarily a good thing.
Of course we do. Poor thing.
Bye bye little guy.
Because clearly this is the bad news house.
And secret switches that are probably the only way out. Yep definitely bad news time.
Whoa whoa whoa that sounds like evidence we were here and there's a dead body.
For fuck's sake it's masking tape, you can rip through that with your hands.
Down?
Let's look for any other goddamn option.
Oh hey look what broke.
Two of those words make sense. The others make sense in that we should probably run.
Who the fuck does that? Fear Guy is that you?
Nothing out of place EXCEPT THIS ONE OBVIOUS THING
fffffiiiiiine
That's also not a good sign Mr. I-don't-have-a-weapon-use-button
Yeah that's disturbing.
OR RUN. WE REALLY DONT NEED MORE INFORMATION.
Fuck no.
Bad New City.
Going with yes.
Am I playing Amnesia now?
Fuck.
Pictured: My volume controls. Not pictured: Me slapping self in face for poorly timed bullshit.
Nothing good.
Worst case scenario: We fail at being Indiana Jones. Best case scenario: Indiana Jones.
Hi there.
You see any other way?
Well fuck I guess we're going the right way then.
Being terrible people who do terrible things.
Again Mr. I-don't-have-a-fire-button, I don't trust you.
And you didn't seem to like the gun last time
Helpful arrow. Ignoring for right this second.
Hey that could be a classic right there.
FUCK NO.
Shouldn't be too hard.
See?
Oh there are more this way
Hey what's this?
Aww.
And then the game crashed.
I said to wake up dammit
Oh what the hell I turned all the valves.
OK the regulator is not an option.
REALLY? YOU CANT DO IT WITHOUT ME TELLING YOU. ARE YOU FIVE?
Alright!
Keys are good.
Valves? Safety posters? Clearly we are in old Black Mesa.
Clearly the key is not for that door.
Well I've found nothing.
Uh oh.
Ahhh shit.
Don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it.
Wait that was the exit. Shit.
Dammit. Oh well. Forward!
Sure why not.
Well yeah if it's yours.
Well fuck if I know.
Progress!
Ooh a map.
I'm going with terrible things based off previous evidence. And we we're very lucky.
Things you see in a train yard~
And we can't go on that path. Thankfully that is also not our jacket.
One ticket out of here please.
Really? Our only way home is through the dark and spooky woods? Fucking hell.
Ah yes a bush maze. Clearly what I wanted.
Woo!
Fuck no.
Hmm.
Yes. Because snooping is fun.
A mark as opposed to being crossed out? Hmm.
What's this?
Alright weird graffiti and moss, I'm going to ignore you.
In a minute because I see a thing.
Well we aren't fucking up twice.
Really? Fine whatever.
Sure. Worst case scenario we're trapped here forever. Wait.
Yes.
Because we're decent human beings.
Uhhh I think we buried them a bit if I had to guess.
RUN FASTER POKEY
Hope not.
Is it a nice watch? We could pawn it for 10 credits.
I think we found a puzzle.
Definitely a puzzle.
That's a weird thing but I'm not done exploring yet.
Oh that's not a good sign.
Alright fine yes now we do the puzzle.
Well guess we aren't going in there.
Oh dear.
Bet that's what we use on that door.
Gotta find them all.
Well at least these are more indicative than the valves.
Yep.
That's dumb.
WELL I GUESS WE DO THE DUMB THING.
Well sounds like Norman had some issues.
Nice road.
…FUCK I SHOULD HAVE USED THE HAMMER ON THE DOOR IM DUMB
ID is useful!
Ah good that means he's up.
Oh shit.
Oh oh shit.
Not yet.
Norman?
Yeah.
Really it can't get any worse.
No comments for the nooses? Really?
In that case RUNNING IS RECOMMENDED
Yep. Progress.
Nooo I wanted ice cream.
Oooh someone's getting snippy.
And we learned we don't lock our gate. Fantastic.
And immediate regret.
Maybe not so much regret.
Boo.
Why are you asking me?
How much moolah have we got?
BOO
Well...
Oops.
Right well clearly we haven't found the progress.
There's the progress. And the weirdness.
No you fool. She left alone.
THREE GUESSES
Always yes!
Best response.
Oh hai graffiti.
…No.
She ran away a long time ago.
Sleep walking?
I SAID WAKE UP
…No, not if we were sleep walking.
Yes. And we should be very worried.
Sure.
Well I guess we aren't opening that.
No.
Once the foundation goes so does everything else.
Yes. Run.
Take another pill
I didn't mock you.
Not much anyway
I don't know.
It doesn't matter what your dreams or nightmares tell you. GET UP
Eh?
You can't escape you know.
Oh no.
Oh yes
