We left off in the not-zombie Seaside Town. And we we're about to progress but first...
My friend brought to my attention a little something I missed.
We can talk to the wishes!
It's a nice touch.
Aw, Mallow.
Fuck you.
Awww, Mallow.
Don't worry Luigi. You'll get a whole year!
So back to progress
...dammit
Please do.
Thanks for the tip! A town of friendly monsters sounds pretty cool.
Well through flailing about we got this really really good item! Hooray!
Look at them all wait for me to pop out of the hole. We clearly aren't in friendly territory yet
The enemies for the area. They like status infliction, especially poison. The orange lizard has a chance of getting confused and attacking the other monsters or himself. I kill him last.
THE POWER!
OH KRONG THE BEES
EAT BEES STEAL POWER
Well this isn't the right way.
Look you are really good but your stats are kinda poo.
This looks like progress.
I just want to cross the bridge!
Was that so much to ask?
Why yes, yes it is. Care to be our guide?
So this battle happens a few times.
Before we find the Underground! David Bowie here I come!
BOOST ALL THE THINGS!
Meet the enemies down below.
Let's test Geno's new power here.
RAINBOW LASER WHAT
oooh poop
Eh why not.
Oh you meant Invincibility Star. hehehhehe
Well that was easy.
Ooh arrows.
This area....looks familiar...
But I just gave you most of my money...
Let's go with the classic left right center.
That waffle door looks very very familiar and I highly doubt it's my treat.
Oh hey good stuff!
Coins!
Frog coin!
Fuck not that asshole again.
Elevator of doooom
TEEEEAAAAASE
Do I absolutely need to punch you or can we skip it?
Nothing is ever easy. Ever.
Tonight he dines on koopa soup.
Haha!
So yeah he learned a new trick in the meantime. He has unique dialogue for each person.
Hooray money! You have to clear out any clones before the battle ends.
So much XP!
Please don't be the flood of doom again.
There was nothing short about that trip but this seems very nice.
Yes yes yes yes
nope nope nope nope
Lady, we've had a miscommunication. Now tell me where progress is so I CAN SAVE THE WORLD.
Up? Should I be worried?
Sky? Beans? This is sounding like bad news land.
Dammit I'm Super Mario! I'm not just any civilian!
HOW DOES NOBODY KNOW ME THERE ARE DOLLS OF ME
So you can talk to various NPCs in town for little progress things, but theres a few neat things.
Awww Bowser.
Just for pun!
I know! So gross!
AAA THE MUSHROOMS LIVE
I'll keep it in mind.
Bowser you are just the best.
So yes a place to get battles anytime without any damage sticking.
No heard your voice and saw your brightly colored sprite.
This is a much tougher fight and he has incredible speed but still doable.
Enough of that MOAR PROGRESS
Well alright.
Easy enough.
And a mini-pipe puzzle.
There's a stupid plant blocking our progress.
What?
Oh no. I don't like the looks of this.
Are you...peeing on them!?
No, do not want.
NO
STOP PUTTING YOUR PEE ON THINGS
OK we can do this, this hast to be the last step...
Oooh pretty
Oooh shit
One dismal failure later
Not this time fucker
Mario's getting us more time!
Best plan!
Oh I bet this will come in handy.
Holy shit! That thing that's happened since Super Mario Bros.!
These guys are the easy part of climbing.
FUCK
THESE
VINES
AFTER OVER 20 MINUTES OF FAILURE HERE WE ARE
You don't sound convincing.
Mallow!? Why he's right here. With me. You're a bad guy!
A very stupid bad guy.
That is a bird.
That is a very dense populous.
I am going to enjoy punching you.
Mallow, I'm sorry you rule the stupid kingdom.
... I take it back...You deserve each other
Oh we will Mallow. Next time.
