Well before we go diving in a volcano, let's clean up something first.
On the eastern part of Nimbus, jump along the side to find an invisible path.
Well we got a seed and fertilizer. Let's figure out who wants this.
Well there's this house separate from the rest of Rose Town.
Hello?
Well you see...
AAA FAST TALK
Um...sure?
Now I also have...
MORE FAST TALK
You said it not me.
Do you promise to never talk again?
YOU BROKE YOUR PROMISE
Well gardening isn't instant gratification you dumbass.
WHAT THE SHIT
You have no idea how confused I am and how much I hate you.
ooh secret items.
Well one of these is a weapon
HOLY JUMP BATMAN
While we're in Rose Town, go behind the wooden flower and press A to get flag.
And here are the other two.
And let's hang out with these guys!
Aw you guys are so nice.
I won't!
Woo defense boost!
Alright time for progress.
KNEEL BEFORE ME
Yeah about that.
And why would we put a fence or anything up? Safety is for losers!
I REGRET EVERYTHING
Thank Krong for convenient springs randomly place all over the world.
Here are the enemies of this area. Nothing particularly tough.
And there's Dry Bones. Because volcanoes are not happy places.
How is that ant not in pain from the armor getting hot? Oh right, fuck physics.
Woo money!
Mario also learns the Ultra Flare ability.
SUPER LEVEL UP
This stone tree spits out more of those little guys. Because hatred.
Those aren't mutually exclusive.
Oh thanks. The Queens sends her regards.
oooh a store.
I WILL BUY THESE
I could use some healings.
You're a bit of an asshole.
Goodies!
YES
YEEESSS
Ah good a save block. Wait that means...
A swarm of Podoboos? I was told I would be fighting a dragon.
What are you guys doing?
Well shit.
Geno Boost so we kill this guy faster!
Czar Dragon is a fan of the group attack. BUT THATS OUR THING!
GO LAZY SHELL GO
Woo that wasn't terrible!
fuuuuuuuck
Rocks fall, nobody died.
For real?
Woo!
Suddenly path.
Aaaah sweet progress!
...Where did progress go?
HEY! YOU GIVE THAT BACK. I WENT THROUGH THAT BOSS FIGHT FAIR AND SQUARE.
...you're all loonies.
ffffiiiiine
Hey we're rockin' this stache!
DERP
Oh no you won't! Get back here! Hey why weren't we going up there while they were talking?
Oh so close.
Yo.
Again why aren't we punching you?
IT CAN SEE MY SOUL.
We're you just trying to be Team Rocket and failing? Wow that's sad.
And then they start punching us.
EAT RAINBOW
She doesn't do much damage because she's the healer.
LAZY SHELL GO
Pictured: A nice damage spread. Not pictured: The crazy wind up toy that did that.
The Black Axem has a thing for bombs.
Green Axem does group magic.
Red Axem doesn't attack often but he hits hard.
Hard enough to kill me.
And make you do this again.
Take two. Manage to take out the Green Axem. BEFORE
FAILURE
TAKE THREE
YES
GO GO GO
FINAL PUSH
FINALLY
But...but I already did?
Noooo
nonono
NO NO NO NO ZORDS ALLOWED
I LIVED!
The Breaker fires every other turn so you get six attack before it fires.
And use one of those to heal. Because owie.
SO YOU WERE CHEATING I KNEW IT
Yes. Because you're the bad guys.
17 XP?
17 XP? BULLSHIT
Ow. Bright.
Woo star get!
I have a guess, but we'll find out next time.
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