Well progress can only be made here. We have a new enemy: rich people! They are weak to guns.
These people drop money in the form of $10,000 bills. Thats more money than I've had...ever.
A few more beatings and Final Power Up!
Hey, mister! Can you give us some money so we can be an evil secretary some jewelry, I'm sure it's just a pittance to you.
No? Well OK then.
D'oh I missed.
Give us your money! All that you got!
Oh hey. This'll work.
Let's look at that number again.
Clearly the last number.
Obviously the first number.
Please note how these dots are on top where the other dots were on the bottom.
"found"
DOES NOT COMPUTE
We're in!
Aw thanks.
I like option 3!
It's raining money!
No I think this is good.
Tycho: Professional fun killer.
There, there, we'll come back when they fill it up again.
Monies acquired!
It's kinda obvious.
To be done with you faster.
Thank you Gabe.
How nice.
Oh stuff it.
Metaphors are weird.
But I have all this monopoly money.
I'd guess.
Yay Div. Sadly we won't get to use him this part.
I wish I knew.
You know I'd have been much happier fetching a can of paint for this place.
never ever bother us again should be the end of that sentence.
Don't question, just do.
Huzzah!
Yeah, some paint would definitely help. Anyway there's not much here so into the office.
That's not inspiring.
Then again neither are the bodies of the big animals. This room is very cozy otherwise though.
Suddenly, cutscene!
Pfff, hahahahaha
hehehehe hahahah
Sorry. Sometimes I revert back to being 12.
Not us.
Tycho, listen, if we handle this reasonably maybe something can be easy for us.
And whatever you don't Tycho don't kick him in his balls. Because that would just be awful.
And definitely don't shoot him with that shot gun.
Oh come on, just sign the fucking papers!
You should've said Anne-Claire. That would've been better.
Are you so angry because you know its obvious he's not bonkers?
Why lie when we can be a dick?
Oh goody, now there will be no witnesses.
This entire conversation.
The DSM-IV. It's very reliable.
I detect intellectual bias.
Oh I like these.
Well...it really looks more like a sad face to me, but out of these options...
A medieval chest plate!
Well it's definitely not Voldemort's symbol. Boobs it is.
Oh there's no pussyfooting with this one. It's not ONE booby it's two but we'll take tits.
I suppose we could've answered happiness for variety's sake, but honesty seems to be a good policy.
Yeah you just made that up.
But I'm not bonkers. You just have a bunch of pictures of tits! Did you accidentally show me your porn collection?
Listen buddy, I don't know if you've interacted with the greater population recently, but I'm a damn model of mental health compared to them.
Cutscene why have you betrayed me.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh poop.
DO NOT WANT DO NOT WANT NO LIKE NEEDLES
Oh goody now you've made me dizzy!
Oh I like games! Tell me how to play!
That looks like my brain.
Oh. Well then. Also they have injectable insanity now?
Indeed.
Sounds simple enough.
Well that depends on where they are.
I like that.
Don't worry Twisp.
This one is fairly simple. Though I do like to get some immune so I don't have to worry.
And boom healthy brain.
Oh. Joy.
This is a bit harder as there are a lot of bends that don't like to agree with each other.
Focus on one area getting immune. That way you can use those piece if need be or you can ignore them safely. Also gobble gobble.
Ta-da.
Thanks you guys.
Much pain later.
No. No I will not be coming back.
Well I didn't invite you back. You're grouchy.
Piss off.
Well let's get cracking.
A little walking leads to a road block.
Please?
Isn't that Diggle Nog?
Anyway friends?
I imagine we will.
Going to ward B finds our weapon.
And Tycho!
Methinks him bitter.
Are you at least comfortable?
I'm kinda disturbed how he's aware of this stuff.
Yes but if I couldn't get the key a bobby pin would suffice.
Right you are.
On the floor here in Ward A is what I think Anne-Clair wanted.
And art!
Well hey.
It's probably like a ride to him.
Yeah yeah give me a minute.
Alright, new plan...not this plan.
I like levers! They make things happen.
Worth a shot.
Let's start with the one on the right.
I'm sorry!
Maybe the other one?
Oh that's worse.
We'll be back.
Please?
Anyway maybe you can use this?
Okey-dokey.
Because progress!
Sure I can.
Hooray!
Vengeance is fun.
And we don't have to track down his weapon. All the better.
Oh come on what's the worst that can happen? Besides death.
We're out of options, buddy.
Well he wasn't using that brain much anyway.
Well ok then.
Look this isn't exactly Disney World.
Yeah about that.
Look we could still be friends, it's just I don't belong here.
I gave you a nail file. You gave me a key. I think we missed something.
I think you deserve to be here after all. As a patient. Let me give you the insanity drug.
Wait what?
WHOA
No, no we did not.
Hooray!
Cutscene!
The fuse explodes.
The Strengthium door closes.
Oh you poor thing.
Duh.
Care to share? No?
The fuse box is sentient. I think we'll end it there.
Next time, we'll hopefully escape.
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